Beer My Valentine Entries
Here are the entries from the Beer My Valentine contest.
Vote for your favorite in the comments section, the Beer My Valentine with the most comment votes by midnight Thursday wins the Opal Divine’s Valentine’s Dinner.
1. Sandra Fabian
2. Mike
I love you Arrogant Bastard and you too Fireman’s 4. I pine for you Boont, but Fat Tire, I want you more. I will never defile with a weiser or natty light. Because cheating on you, dear friends, would never be right.
3. Carl Knutson
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4. Janice Veteran
Sung to O-Tanunbaum
Oh Hefe-weiss, oh Hefe-weiss
How much I real-ly love you.
Oh Fruit-ty beer, yet cloud-dy beer,
How much I real-ly love you.With-in your tang-y cit-trus taste,
There-’s not a sing-gle drop to waste.
No Orange slice
Nor made with rice,
Unfiltered is my love for thee
Oh Hefe-weiss, oh Hefe-weiss
How much I real-ly love you.Oh Hefe-weiss, oh Hefe-weiss
How much I real-ly love you.
With your floral effer-vess
You really are the besss-t
Oh Hefe-weiss, oh Hefe-weiss
How much I real-ly love you.Oh hefe-weiss, oh hefe-weiss
How much I real-ly love you
I tell my weight watcher friends to say
I was tak-ing my fiber drink today
Oh Hefe-weiss, oh Hefe-weiss
How much I real-ly love you.Oh Hefe-weiss, oh Hefe-weiss
How much I real-ly love you.
With your fruit-ty a-rom-a
and fluffy head of foam,
I have to stop, to make it home.
Oh Hefe-weiss, oh Hefe-weiss
How much I real-ly love you.Oh Hefe-weiss, oh Hefe-weiss
How much I real-ly love you.
My great friends cheer “Gemutlich Keit”
With this beer, we cheer delight,
Oh Hefe-weiss, oh Hefe-weiss
How much I real-ly love you.
I vote for Janice!
Janice
–Janice– gets my vote. Don’t make me sing because I can’t!
I vote for Janice!
Carl>Rest
Janice is the beer one
I vote for Janice!
The entry by Mr. Carl is clearly superior yet not supine.
I vote for Janice.
i vote for janice
I vote for Janice
Janice all the way
Janice for sure.
My vote goes to Ms. Janice…. Good Luck
I vote for Janice!
Janice!
I vote for Janice!
Carl…
Go, Janice…Go, Janice….
Janice
Carl
Carl all the way
Janice!!!!
I vote for janis
Janice –
My vote goes to Janice! She rocks! Aside from the outstanding lyrics she chose an exceptional seasonal song. Another good song for those lyrics is “Every Rose has it’s thorn” by Poison. I wonder if we’ll see this on the next Twisted Sister Greatest Hits album? Okay….how many of you really tried the Poison ballad thing? Gemutlich Keit!
Carl, please.
Carl’s is the most creative! I vote for him!
Carl gets my vote
carl
CARL…
Carl’s,,, is pretty cool
I like Carl’s
Carl’s is best
I vote for Carl; very creative.
Carl.
CARL!!!!
Carl wins. Carl is the winner.
Janice!
Janice wins!
i declare this not a contest because CARL. oh hells yes.
I vote for Carl.
The competition is weird. I vote for Janice.
My vote is for Janice
Carl wins for originality, artistic design and athletic ability. OK, I just threw that last one in there. But still Carl.
My Vote is for Janice!
Carl all the way!
I vote for Janice!!
I vote for Karl Knutson
voting for carl
my embedded javascript wants to get all up in carl’s guts.